🚨DADDY ISSUES 🚨-PSYCHO/-NYMPHO COCKHUNGRY TONGUESLUT
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They say you can't pick your father...but you can pick your daddy!!! But first; you gotta pick me! Pick me! PICK ME! It's theorized that Crazy and Attractive are on a sliding scale* and I'm certainly crazy. Thankfully harmless, but dick-deranged and equiped with an out-of-control tentacle tongue of abnormal length. I've been practicing every exercise and tongue yoga stretch to unlock it's full potential. Why would I do anything else? How's the saying go? Dont look a gift horse in the mouth....Come book the most gifted whore in the south!** Can't quite snag a second girl? Give multiple-personalities a whirl! Come clamp cheeks on these 500-thread- count sheets***. Even if you're Johnson's micro I'll still suck it like a psycho! Let out your most girly moan, I won't tell ( Your secret's safe with me and the other three voices in my head). And let me show you how I use my grippy socks post-release. Im the schizo ho who'll curl ya toes. Suction Sevant. The Prodigal Daughter. Folks, let's applaud her! DARCI the Dick Witch! *The Crazy Hot Matrix theorizes that A girl or guy is allowed to be as equally crazy as they are hot. **Not how the saying goes. ***Actual thread count may vary, but will certainly decrease by the close of session. |
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